Teen Girl Talk
Let It Snow- Christmas movies will tear us apart

Let It Snow- Christmas movies will tear us apart

December 4, 2019

Welcome to the most strangely contentious episode of Teen Girl Talk where Frank and Susie deal with a teen ensemble Christmas movie.  A bunch of people doing stuff one snowy day that ends with a party at a waffle house and a pig that deserves better.  Meanwhile, Susie admits a mistake in judgment. Frank comes up with a new ending.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  

 

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Adventureland- You look like a games guy to me

Adventureland- You look like a games guy to me

November 27, 2019

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're getting summer jobs at Adventureland!  A thoughtful, heartfelt kind of movie about love lost and gained.  Also on this episode Suesie talks job romance.  Frank invents a new kind of movie preview.  Intro is I Will Dare by the Replacements.  Outro is Unsatisfied by the Replacements.  

 

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Make It or Break It- The Life and Failures of Coach Marty

Make It or Break It- The Life and Failures of Coach Marty

November 20, 2019

On this week's episode Suesie and Frank are heading back to the mat to watch the gymnastics show Make It or Break It requested by Jillian!  There's a gymnastics street fight.  We're not kidding.  Also on this episode Suesie requests a slash fiction with two distinct older gentlemen.  Frank envisions a world where a man keeps ripping up his bus pass.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  

 

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the DUFF- Surprisingly fun

the DUFF- Surprisingly fun

November 13, 2019

On this week's episode Frank and Suesie talk about the DUFF where Bianca learns a terrible lesson about her place in the hierarchy but gets to make out with a hunky dude.  Also on this episode Suesie tries to ship men ruled by animals.  Frank tries to talk about the Scooby-Doo trailer without getting made fun of.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  

 

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After- The Coward’s Cruel Intentions

After- The Coward’s Cruel Intentions

November 6, 2019

This week Frank and Suesie rage against the nonsense that is the movie After, a movie based off of a book that was a fanfiction.  Toxic masculinity ahoy!  Hardin is a jerk and so is Tessa.  There's actually 16 warning signs we miscounted.  Also on this episode Suesie just about goes super saiyan.  Frank uses the language of the enemy.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is a strange addiction by Billie Eilish.  

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Madam of Purity Falls- The Ten Commandments of Lifetime Movies

Madam of Purity Falls- The Ten Commandments of Lifetime Movies

October 30, 2019

On this week's episode we're covering the Madam of Purity Falls.  A movie about townies starting male escort rings and the women who love them.  The madams not the escorts.  Though I guess there's some love for the escorts.  Also on this episode Suesie narrates Slurfest 2019.  Frank is foretells the downfall of Purity Falls.  They both come up with the ten commandments for Lifetime movies.  Intro and outro is So-So Gigolo by Cursive.  

 

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Party Mom- More misplaced affection

Party Mom- More misplaced affection

October 23, 2019

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk Frank and Suesie are hanging out with their very own Party Mom.  Except things are going to get not fun pretty dang quick.  Also on this episode Suesie has a crisis of faith.  Frank brings up some history with Vanilla Ice.  Intro and outro is Party Hard by the Lounge Kittens.  

 

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Death Clique

Death Clique

October 16, 2019

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're talking about the Lifetime movie, Death Clique!  Not much of a clique with two people but it still gives some twists that Frank and Suesie didn't see coming. Also on this episode Suesie talks about age play.  Frank identifies knives.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  

 

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Are You Afraid of the Dark(2019)- Episode 1

Are You Afraid of the Dark(2019)- Episode 1

October 15, 2019

Oh snap!  It's a bonus ep of Teen Girl Talk!  And we're basically time traveling because we talk about doing this on the episode that's coming out tomorrow.  We watched the first episode of the new Are You Afraid of the Dark and it was pretty good.  Intro music is Feel the Fear by Maz and Kilgore.  Outro is Haunted Heart by Christina Aguilera.  

The Wrong Boy Next Door: Shout Out to Teens, Teens That Listen

The Wrong Boy Next Door: Shout Out to Teens, Teens That Listen

October 9, 2019

On this week's episode we have The Wrong Boy Next Door, a kind of combo title for all the lifetime movies that we've been dealing with lately.  Except this one features more houseflipping and confusion about what court stenographers do than you can shake a stick at.  Plus, a very clear peeping fetish and one of the worst protagonists that we've ever dealt with.  Also on this episode, Suesie doesn't believe Vanilla Ice's house flipping credentials.  Frank talks about some hard bodies.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  

 

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