Sleepover

January 22, 2018

Wow o wow.  This movie is insanity.  We have not dealt with a movie like this in quite some time.  This one nearly broke us.  This movie was requested by Lemon Sunshine.  Was this movie made by a machine? Was it produced by some kind of soulless body of wizards?  We don't know.  We just witnessed it and think that you should too.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about Touchdown Jesus.  Frank reads about Oregon's gas pumping problems.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Literally, I Can't by Play N Skillz featuring Lil' Jon, Redfoo and Enertia McFly.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Join us on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Rate, review and subscribe to our podcast on iTunes, please!

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The Perks of Being a Wallflower

January 15, 2018

On our second week of requests we're doing the heartbreakingly beautiful book and movie, the Perks of Being a Wallflower.  A solid cast, a well told story and just the loving hands of the author make this a sight to behold.  Also on this episode Suesie is horrified at what could have been.  Frank hits the buzzer.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subcribe to our podcast on iTunes.  

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The Fundamentals of Caring

January 8, 2018

Here's our first movie for request week!  The Fundamentals of Caring requested by Samantha.  Just a beautiful heartwarming movie, starring Paul Rudd as a caregiver to a young man played by Craig Roberts who has muscular dystrophy.  They take a road trip across the country and help each other overcome some major emotional obstacles.  Also on this episode Suesie talks way too much about John Lithgow.  Frank hides from Jay Mewes.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also at facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  

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21 Jump Street(2012)

January 1, 2018

Happy New Years!  Welcome to 2018 with us talking about a really great comedy named 21 Jump Street!  This movie is so funny and I think our episode about it is pretty funny as well.  Not to toot our own horns.  But toot toot, my friends, toot toot.  Also on this episode Suesie starts her campaigan against pants without pockets.  Frank talks about his Eminem and Dr. Dre slash fiction.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/ 

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The Disaster Artist

December 25, 2017

Happy holidays everyone!  This week, we're taking on the Disaster Arist, the movie based off the book about the making of the Room.  This is our second to last Franco movie for the month so jump into the deep end with us because we got not one but two Francos in this movie.  Just so you know, there's still one spot open for our request month.  So, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. It could be something that you love, hate or just want us to suffer through.  Also in this episode Suesie ponders Shia Labeouf.  Frank talks about tricking people into reading his books.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Candy by Mandy Moore.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Be safe this weekend and have some fun! 

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NERVE

December 18, 2017

First off my listeners, let me apologize.  I couldn't find the Paulie's Robot love song.  I'm deeply ashamed and have given myself a time out for it.  Okay, that's admittedly kind of weird.  Nevermind. Here's a movie about people playing this game where they're given dares to complete to earn money!  But underneath it all is the sinister machinations of THE DEEP WEB.  Because this movie is WITH IT and TOTALLY NOT WRITTEN BY A POP-POP.  It stars the best Franco, Dave Franco!  It also stars the best Roberts, Jul- I mean, Emma Roberts!  Who was in Palo Alto!  This movie is better.  This Franco is better.  It's Nerve.  Also on this episode, Suesie waits to be denounced for being a monster.  Frank talks about his pump up videos.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We'd also like to announce that in January we're doing a full month of requests!  If there's something you love or hate that you want us to cover please e-mail your requests to us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com or post them at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Nothing too racy, like nothing more than an R rating.  I know I'm asking alot but if you could rate, review and subscribe on iTunes that would be great.  It helps people find the show and would help us to do more with it.    

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Spring Breakers

December 11, 2017

Spring Break forever.  Spring Break forever.  Spring Break forever.  Here we go with the second movie in for Franco December, Spring Breakers!  Do you like bikinis?  You got 'em!  Do you like parties?  You got that too!  Do you like existentialism and girls that are kind of insane?  You got that!  Do you like James Franco playing what may be his grossest role to date?  You know you got that in this movie!  Join us as we investigate this weird cult classic.  Also, it's been two weeks and we still didn't mention that we're doing this because the Disaster Artist is now in theaters starring Dave and James Franco.  That is the reason we're doing this.  I think.  Or we just love that weirdo, Jimmy.  Also on this episode Suesie defines what Grandma would like or not and gives you some advice regarding the ATL twins.  Frank talks about the various shows at the shore whether it be Floribama or Jersey.  Intro and outro is Everytime by Britney Spears and James Franco. Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Follow our dumb antics at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk.  Please subscribe, rate and review on iTunes.  

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Palo Alto(2013)

December 4, 2017

(Trigger Warning: Predatory Adults)

 

Here's a movie about some no-goodniks, Val Kilmer playing a character that deserved a movie all to himself and Emma Roberts being what might be our most realistic teenage girl ever.  Also, James Franco is in this movie because it's Franco month!  To celebrate the Disaster Artist now in theaters, we've decided to dedicate a whole movie to this fascinating weirdo.  As well as his brother who seems pretty solid. Also on this episode Suesie talks posing and staying away from murder eyes.  Frank talks baseball.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Hit us up on facebook at www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Questions, comments, concerns or if you want to just chat we're at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe on iTunes 

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17 Again

November 27, 2017

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Frank and Suesie cover 17 Again a movie about Zac Efron trying to correct the mistakes of his past before he becomes Matthew Perry again.  My god is he a cutie and this movie is unexpectedly sweet.  Also on this episode, Suesie makes sure you know she's not a weirdo.  Frank brings up one of the strangest parts of time loops.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Come hang out on our facebook at facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, subscribe and review on iTunes.  

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Before I Fall

November 20, 2017

Trigger Warning: Bullying, suicide, predatory adults

 

This week the Cotas hit the reset button again and again in an angsty drama regarding bullying and the effects it has on other people starring Zoey Deutch and Halston Sage.  This one was hard to watch but pretty good.  Also, on this episode Suesie comes up with theme months that no one asked for.  Frank gets embarrassed for what he feels are legitimate reasons.  Intro is artangels by Grimes.  Outro is Skeletons by Yeah Yeah Yeahs.  Please rate, review and subscribe on iTunes.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/ 

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