William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet

February 12, 2018

This week for Frank's second request and for Valentine's day we're doing the 1996 Baz Luhrman version of Romeo and Juliet.  Set not in Varona, Italy in the 1500s but instead in Varona Beach with guns instead of swords and Leonardo Dicaprio being a dreamboat.  Also a killer soundtrack.  Also on this episode, Suesie gets distracted by cats.  Frank is feeling it for John Leguizamo.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  

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Fruitsbasket(1-5)

February 5, 2018

Woo!  It's our fiftieth episode!  And this is the first Frank pick for Frank February and it's Fruitbasket!  A story about a sweet girl that lives with three boys who turn into animals from the Chinese zodiac whenever they're hugged by the opposite sex.  Also, just a super sad show.  Also on this episode, Suesie refuses to do research.  Frank holds a press conference for a sideways jab.  And they both complain about the Tide Pod challenge.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.

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A Knight’s Tale

January 29, 2018

This week we're hitting up A Knight's Tale for our good, good, Heath Ledger fix.  A sports movie about jousting because of course there is.  Features a whole bunch of people who we never actually call by their character names and even less so by their actual names.  Including that bad dude, Rufus Sauce.  Also in this episode Suesie talks about her best man speech.  Frank talks about natural occurences.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Teen Girl Talk.  Outro is a mashup of the theme from Sister Sister and Game of Thrones, all audio clips belong to their respective owners.  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe on iTunes.  

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Sleepover

January 22, 2018

Wow o wow.  This movie is insanity.  We have not dealt with a movie like this in quite some time.  This one nearly broke us.  This movie was requested by Lemon Sunshine.  Was this movie made by a machine? Was it produced by some kind of soulless body of wizards?  We don't know.  We just witnessed it and think that you should too.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about Touchdown Jesus.  Frank reads about Oregon's gas pumping problems.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Literally, I Can't by Play N Skillz featuring Lil' Jon, Redfoo and Enertia McFly.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Join us on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Rate, review and subscribe to our podcast on iTunes, please!

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The Perks of Being a Wallflower

January 15, 2018

On our second week of requests we're doing the heartbreakingly beautiful book and movie, the Perks of Being a Wallflower.  A solid cast, a well told story and just the loving hands of the author make this a sight to behold.  Also on this episode Suesie is horrified at what could have been.  Frank hits the buzzer.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subcribe to our podcast on iTunes.  

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The Fundamentals of Caring

January 8, 2018

Here's our first movie for request week!  The Fundamentals of Caring requested by Samantha.  Just a beautiful heartwarming movie, starring Paul Rudd as a caregiver to a young man played by Craig Roberts who has muscular dystrophy.  They take a road trip across the country and help each other overcome some major emotional obstacles.  Also on this episode Suesie talks way too much about John Lithgow.  Frank hides from Jay Mewes.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also at facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  

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21 Jump Street(2012)

January 1, 2018

Happy New Years!  Welcome to 2018 with us talking about a really great comedy named 21 Jump Street!  This movie is so funny and I think our episode about it is pretty funny as well.  Not to toot our own horns.  But toot toot, my friends, toot toot.  Also on this episode Suesie starts her campaigan against pants without pockets.  Frank talks about his Eminem and Dr. Dre slash fiction.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/ 

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The Disaster Artist

December 25, 2017

Happy holidays everyone!  This week, we're taking on the Disaster Arist, the movie based off the book about the making of the Room.  This is our second to last Franco movie for the month so jump into the deep end with us because we got not one but two Francos in this movie.  Just so you know, there's still one spot open for our request month.  So, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. It could be something that you love, hate or just want us to suffer through.  Also in this episode Suesie ponders Shia Labeouf.  Frank talks about tricking people into reading his books.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Candy by Mandy Moore.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Be safe this weekend and have some fun! 

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NERVE

December 18, 2017

First off my listeners, let me apologize.  I couldn't find the Paulie's Robot love song.  I'm deeply ashamed and have given myself a time out for it.  Okay, that's admittedly kind of weird.  Nevermind. Here's a movie about people playing this game where they're given dares to complete to earn money!  But underneath it all is the sinister machinations of THE DEEP WEB.  Because this movie is WITH IT and TOTALLY NOT WRITTEN BY A POP-POP.  It stars the best Franco, Dave Franco!  It also stars the best Roberts, Jul- I mean, Emma Roberts!  Who was in Palo Alto!  This movie is better.  This Franco is better.  It's Nerve.  Also on this episode, Suesie waits to be denounced for being a monster.  Frank talks about his pump up videos.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We'd also like to announce that in January we're doing a full month of requests!  If there's something you love or hate that you want us to cover please e-mail your requests to us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com or post them at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Nothing too racy, like nothing more than an R rating.  I know I'm asking alot but if you could rate, review and subscribe on iTunes that would be great.  It helps people find the show and would help us to do more with it.    

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Spring Breakers

December 11, 2017

Spring Break forever.  Spring Break forever.  Spring Break forever.  Here we go with the second movie in for Franco December, Spring Breakers!  Do you like bikinis?  You got 'em!  Do you like parties?  You got that too!  Do you like existentialism and girls that are kind of insane?  You got that!  Do you like James Franco playing what may be his grossest role to date?  You know you got that in this movie!  Join us as we investigate this weird cult classic.  Also, it's been two weeks and we still didn't mention that we're doing this because the Disaster Artist is now in theaters starring Dave and James Franco.  That is the reason we're doing this.  I think.  Or we just love that weirdo, Jimmy.  Also on this episode Suesie defines what Grandma would like or not and gives you some advice regarding the ATL twins.  Frank talks about the various shows at the shore whether it be Floribama or Jersey.  Intro and outro is Everytime by Britney Spears and James Franco. Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Follow our dumb antics at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk.  Please subscribe, rate and review on iTunes.  

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