Spring Breakers

December 11, 2017

Spring Break forever.  Spring Break forever.  Spring Break forever.  Here we go with the second movie in for Franco December, Spring Breakers!  Do you like bikinis?  You got 'em!  Do you like parties?  You got that too!  Do you like existentialism and girls that are kind of insane?  You got that!  Do you like James Franco playing what may be his grossest role to date?  You know you got that in this movie!  Join us as we investigate this weird cult classic.  Also, it's been two weeks and we still didn't mention that we're doing this because the Disaster Artist is now in theaters starring Dave and James Franco.  That is the reason we're doing this.  I think.  Or we just love that weirdo, Jimmy.  Also on this episode Suesie defines what Grandma would like or not and gives you some advice regarding the ATL twins.  Frank talks about the various shows at the shore whether it be Floribama or Jersey.  Intro and outro is Everytime by Britney Spears and James Franco. Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Follow our dumb antics at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk.  Please subscribe, rate and review on iTunes.  

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Palo Alto(2013)

December 4, 2017

(Trigger Warning: Predatory Adults)

 

Here's a movie about some no-goodniks, Val Kilmer playing a character that deserved a movie all to himself and Emma Roberts being what might be our most realistic teenage girl ever.  Also, James Franco is in this movie because it's Franco month!  To celebrate the Disaster Artist now in theaters, we've decided to dedicate a whole movie to this fascinating weirdo.  As well as his brother who seems pretty solid. Also on this episode Suesie talks posing and staying away from murder eyes.  Frank talks baseball.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Hit us up on facebook at www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Questions, comments, concerns or if you want to just chat we're at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe on iTunes 

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17 Again

November 27, 2017

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Frank and Suesie cover 17 Again a movie about Zac Efron trying to correct the mistakes of his past before he becomes Matthew Perry again.  My god is he a cutie and this movie is unexpectedly sweet.  Also on this episode, Suesie makes sure you know she's not a weirdo.  Frank brings up one of the strangest parts of time loops.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Come hang out on our facebook at facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, subscribe and review on iTunes.  

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Before I Fall

November 20, 2017

Trigger Warning: Bullying, suicide, predatory adults

 

This week the Cotas hit the reset button again and again in an angsty drama regarding bullying and the effects it has on other people starring Zoey Deutch and Halston Sage.  This one was hard to watch but pretty good.  Also, on this episode Suesie comes up with theme months that no one asked for.  Frank gets embarrassed for what he feels are legitimate reasons.  Intro is artangels by Grimes.  Outro is Skeletons by Yeah Yeah Yeahs.  Please rate, review and subscribe on iTunes.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/ 

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Haunter

November 13, 2017

Wow, we were so disinterested in this movie.  We take a bunch of diversions because this movie was boring and we straight didn't want to talk about it.  We answer some listener mail.  We talk about celebrity genitalia.  We go on the imdb page of the person whose listed in the credits only as the Pale Man.  So, as you can see we talk about just the most important subjects.  This movie sucks.  Also Suesie makes some predictions about the future of the internet.  Frank is sick of whispery games.  Intro and outro is Gut Feeling by DEVO.  There's also a bit of Peter and the Wolf as narrated by David Bowie.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please subscribe, review and rate us on iTunes.  Also we have a facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/

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Happy Death Day

November 6, 2017

Let's do the time warp again!  We're starting our month of time loop movies with a pretty recent release.  The comedy/horror movie Happy Death Day.  A movie about a young woman doomed to repeat the same day where she's murdered unless she can figure out who killed her.  Also on this episode Suesie reveals deals with a bunch of lame tinder dudes.  Frank doesn't blanke terminology.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes!  Also follow us on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/ 

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Fun Size

October 30, 2017

This week, the Cota siblings are going on a Halloween adventure!  We're watching the tonally bizarre and kind of gross in places Fun Size, starring Victoria Justice and Jane Levy.  This was such a weird movie.  Also on this episode, Suesie demands repayment from Amazon.  Frank give Suesie the side eye.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please share, subscribe, rate and review us on iTunes.  

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Hocus Pocus

October 23, 2017

This week we talk about one of the greatest Halloween movies ever made.  Bette Midler slays along with Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker.  We feel the embarrassment from Thora Birch talking all weird about her brother's crush.  Still, this movie is amazing and we love it.  Also on this episode, Suesie talks about her adventures in getting things engraved.  Frank filibusters for trick or treating despite no one disagreeing with him.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please share, subscribe and review us on iTunes.  Next week Fun Size!

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My Stepdaughter

October 16, 2017

Sorry this one is a little late.  Just got back from vacation.  We watch the Lifetime made for TV movie, My Stepdaughter!  Oh boy this movie.  There's just so much going on.  You have to watch this movie.  You have to listen to this episode.  Suesie develops a new form of family therapy.  Frank yells about wills.  Questions, comments and concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes. 

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L. A Candy & Famous in Love

October 9, 2017

If you want to talk to Frank and Suesie this week, you're going to need to go through their agents.  I'm just kidding, you can reach them at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. Nevertheless they're going full Hollywood this week with the Lauren Conrad novel, L. A. Candy and the Bella Thorne led TV show, Famous in Love.  Hoo boy, these two are doozies.  Also on this episode Suesie sends Frank to high five camp.  Frank rants about letting Bella Thorne live her life.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Girl.  Please rate, review and subscribe to our show on iTunes.  

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